Archive for the ‘Cultural Brainwashing’ Category

There’s a subtle, tyrannical, effort in modern society to make everything and everyone “Crisp and Clean”.  Some would say this is merely a symptom of humanity’s need to distance itself from it’s connection to the natural world.  A savage and uncontrollable world that bides it’s time bound under shackles of concrete, asphalt, and antibiotics.  Waiting for the perfect time to shrug us off into oblivion.

Does this smug, antiseptic, reality tunnel serve any purpose other than to trick us into thinking we’re ultimately in control here?  I think it does.  I think it’s the most efficient brainwashing tool humanity has ever seen.  I think if corporate America (or corporate anywhere, really) had to choose just one tactic to keep humanity enslaved to a lifestyle of mass consuming servitude, it would choose The Cult Of Crisp And Clean.

Many of us have seen direct evidence of this ever-growing cult in the changes that recently took place back on Myspace.  I personally have seen Sean Percival (director of Myspace marketing or something like that) use the term “Crisp And Clean” at least three times in addressing the forced changes that were implemented with the unveiling of New Myspace.  Many of the more complacent Myspacers have told us “Well if you don’t like it, then leave.  You don’t own Myspace, so deal with it!”  And so we did.  It’s a good thing we did, too.

A handy side effect of living within a society that’s obsessed with enforcing a crisp and clean lifestyle upon it’s populace is it makes citizens desperately crave any form of self expression or individuality.  This is a perfect way to keep your citizens actively consuming.  The more individuality you strip away, the more pre-approved and corporate packaged “individuality” you can sell to the masses.

Self expression is now primarily confined to consumerism.  We can’t express ourselves at work.  The customer must always be right and we must always adhere to the uniform standards of the workplace.  Oh and keep that top button buttoned or the world might come to an end.  It’s getting to where our children know almost nothing of self expression or individuality as more and more schools adopt uniform codes.

They say it’s to prevent gang violence, yet Walmart keeps cutting checks (donations if you will) to school board members for “development projects”.  Breaking the expressive souls of our little children.  Creating an empty place for them to yearn to fill.  A smart and sound investment for the largest retailer in America.

Why do you think performers like Lady Gaga are so popular?  Because they do things normal citizens only wish they could do.  The more celebrities act out and wear bizarre and revealing outfits, the more the public eats it up.  This is because these cultural icons represent something that is missing within the lives of everyday citizens.  After spending 8+ hours a day bored to tears and bound within some stuffy corporate uniform policy, folks want nothing more than to live vicariously through some celebrity that snorts cocaine in public or wears a crazy looking dress made out Day-Glo dildos.  And they’ll pay through the nose for the privilege.

I still marvel at how business execs could personally own every Lady Gaga CD, yet spend their professional days firing employees for disregarding corporate uniform standards.  I remember when I worked for a national chain of music stores I ran into this same type of thing.  One week they decided to forbid warehouse workers from wearing shorts solely for the purpose of making the store’s staff look more “crisp and clean”.  The next week they sent out a life sized cutout of Dimebag Darrell wearing ripped shorts and throwing up devil horns to be mandatorily displayed by the Washburn/Dean guitar section in all stores nationwide.

How is it that every place of business operates under the belief that everyone in the world is a tight-assed prude, yet at the end of the work day, our televisions operate under the belief that everyone wants to see tits, ass, sex, skin, and violence?  The cult of Crisp And Clean makes it’s living of off our repressed desires.  The sin isn’t worth buying if it isn’t packaged in luxurious gobs of taboo.

It’s amazing this culturally enforced duality doesn’t drive us totally insane.  Perhaps it has.  Who are we to say we’re not insane.  Look at all the crazy hoops we jump through on a daily basis out of some misplaced sense of conformist obligation.  If that ain’t crazy, I don’t know what is.

You’ve already agreed to wear their uniform.  You’ve already dressed your child in their uniform.  You probably went out and spent money you didn’t have in order to make that happen.  Now the customer is always right, no matter how mean and vindictive they become.  How many relationships have you seen get destroyed due to the demands of the Crisp And Clean Cult?  I was told once by a regional manager to keep my wife on a tight leash or she might end up costing me my job.  At that point, my wife had said less than ten words to him.  He didn’t know her, he just knew he didn’t want anyone’s spouse interfering with the will of the Crisp And Clean Cult.

I’ve seen people forced to take out loans to buy new automobiles because “their appearance reflected directly upon the company”.    I once knew a district manager that was so obsessed with Crisp And Clean, he bought a second house just so he could have a perfectly manicured Show House to host business meetings at.  His wife and children were trained to show up before the meetings and pretend everything was business as usual as if they actually lived there.  These are true stories, folks.

So here’s the big question:  How far will humans go in order to please the leaders of the Crisp And Clean Cult?

The answer lies within each and every one of us.

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When Sarah Palin’s Alaska premiered on TLC (The Learning Channel, how ironic is that?) and got 5 million viewers, I about shit myself.  A tiny part of me lost hope in humanity for about a week or so.  I should note this isn’t that unusual for me.  I tend to lose all hope in humanity at least once every couple months.

Well, I ran across a couple of things today that brought a flicker of hope back into my heart.  According to this, viewership for Palin’s show has declined by 40%.  Not only that, but the median age for her viewers is around 57 years old which is not a demographic that many cable channels strive to capture.

On the other hand, AMC’s The Walking Dead has set a new record with over 5.6 million viewers tuning in for it’s fifth episode.  That’s a 300,000 viewer increase in comparison to it’s debut episode.  It also holds firm grip on the 18-49 year old demographic (3.2 million viewers).  I don’t have cable, so I’ve only seen one episode of The Walking Dead (while I was getting treatments at the hospital).  From what I’ve seen it looks pretty cool.  I can’t wait for season one to get put on Netflix.

So anyway, my point is the world can’t be too screwed if a TV show about zombies spanks the ass off of Palin’s reality show.  Especially when it’s being watched by tomorrow’s leaders.  The kids might not be exactly marching in the streets, but at least they’re learning how to battle hordes of zombies.

Zombies are slow moving, brain dead, irritable, angry, operate within a herd mentality, probably don’t spell too well, and strive on attacking and feeding off of others.  The more Americans learn about battling zombies, the better!

 

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I told you so.

I fucking told you so!  Told you so.  Told you so.  Told you so.  Told you so.  Told you so.  Told you so.  Told you so.  Told you so.  Told you so.  Told you so.  Told you so.  Told you so.  Told you so.  Told you so.  Told you so.  Told you so.  Told you so.  Told you so.  Told you so.  Told you so.  Told you so.  Told you so.  Told you so.  Told you so.  Told you so.  Told you so.

What’s the use in knowing what’s about to happen when no one will listen to you?  I don’t think this quite qualifies as a Cassandra complex but it’s the only thing I can relate to it.

Back in August, I knew what was happening to Myspace and I tried to tell people about the monumental shit sandwich that it would become by the end of the year.  Some listened.  Fewer agreed.  More blew it off as childish, indulgent, bitching.  A hand full of folks ridiculed anyone that spoke out.

Below is a repost of a few blog entries I made in August.  This is my “I told you so!” post.  This is dedicated to the few bloggers out there that tried to warn the ridiculing masses of the coming shitstorm known as New Myspace.

You’re All A Bunch Of Frogs!

Original post date August 10, 2010

I’m sure you’ve heard the old blurble about boiling a frog.  You put a frog in a pot of water and you slowly heat the water up to the boiling point.  The frog dies because the it doesn’t notice the slow increase in water temperature, so it never says “Fuck this shit!” and jumps out of the pot.

I don’t know if this really works, because I don’t do cruel shit to animals.  Besides I love frogs.

Well, for quite some time, our culture, our governments, our name brands, our pop stars, our employers, our peers, and our Myspace have all been turning up the heat on our individuality pots.

Sure, we’re told to be individuals and to express ourselves…through mass consumerism…through our choice of TV channels…through our willingness to suck down every last ounce of crap they sell to us.

But don’t you dare expect individuality for free!  Hell no!  Individuality, like freedom, is not yours for the taking.  It must be bought and worked for.  It must be begged away from the powers that be at the price of your bloody, overworked, fingers and your undying subservience to their big fucking machine.

Now Myspace wants you to quit having opinions that last longer than 140 characters.  Now Myspace want your profile (your personal expression of yourself) to match perfectly in with all the other conformist dittohead profiles over at Facebook.  Myspace doesn’t want you to have an intelligent conversation or the exchange of any ideas other than “LOL, I made a poopy” and “OMG, I just bought some new shoes, LOL!”

It’s been a slow process, but the heat has been rising for quite some time.

I’ve seen comments on blogs saying “Change is part of life.  I think we can learn to deal with these new changes. I don’t want to leave this place because everyone I like is here.  We should all just adapt to this.  Things will get better.  You’ll see.”

Yeah, you just keep fuckin’ that chicken and see where it gets you.  Enjoy those table scraps.  Enjoy those tiny crumbs of individuality that are allowed to you by the millionaire investors that sell adspace on this site.

Maybe when you’re profile looks like every other fucking profile on the internet, they’ll be nice and let you pick out a color or two.  Maybe they’ll let you keep your screen name for a year or so before you become “User # 102399843”.

Well, I’m here, with the irreverent and swaggering ghost of Jim Morrison to tell you “You’re all a bunch of fucking frogs!  Now what are you gonna do about it?!”

Are you gonna grovel like some conformist slave or are you gonna take charge of your own free will?  Are you gonna try to shut up all the other slaves so as to not upset the master?  Are you going to shred your personal Declaration Of Independence before it even gets a chance to be written?

It’s not just Myspace.  It’s our entire culture.  If you can’t rebel against the fascist actions of a social network, how the hell do you ever expect to fight for the freedom you’re supposed to have in real life?

Watch and learn folks.  This microcosm shows us more about people’s real personalities than we could have ever thought would be possible.

 

 

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Polishing A Turd

Original post date August 11, 2010

This is what your future looks like
http://www.myspace.com/upgrade-profile

Throughout all of the blog “glitches” and emails to Myspace corporate, we still haven’t seen any feedback concerning the upcoming forced profile change.

There’s a petition going around to try to keep us old-schoolers from being forced into this Facebook style format.
http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/keepmyspaceprofiles/

I don’t think Myspace corporate is going to change course on this though.  This is all part of the ongoing emulation of Facebook.  This is part of Myspace’s inability to come up with an original moneymaking, user drawing, idea.

For several years, Myspace has been given the reputation of being the backwoods, racist, ghetto of the internet.  Just ask any intarwebz hipster.  They’ll tell you exactly that.

I think Myspace is desperately trying to find a way to reinvent itself and shake off the ghetto stigma that’s been attached to it.  The problem is, this can’t be fixed through Facebook imitation.  This problem is embedded in the culture of Myspace.

This problem comes from simply deleting profiles of trolls, stalkers, and reoccurring assholes instead of banning their IP’s from the entire website.  This problem comes from allowing dipshits to keep coming back after they have terrorized a large crossection of Myspace’s most loyal users.

This comes from putting statistical membership numbers above user enjoyment as a means of showing your worth to future investors.
This comes from embracing the fundamentals of total cluelessness that cloud the heads of upper-management teams worldwide.  Don’t fix the problem, pad the numbers instead.  Don’t believe in yourself, play the system for one more fiscal quarter.  Don’t fix the leaking ship, secure your golden parachute first.

The Facebookinization of Myspace will not reinvigorate new user numbers.  It won’t put Myspace in the What’s Hot category.  No one likes a poser.

I guess the point I’m trying to make is I don’t see Myspace backing off of the forced profile change.  They’re trying to change the culture of Myspace through appearances.  In their minds, if all of Myspace looks like Facebook, then they’ll be able to get Facebooks users to come back to Myspace.

They’re doing what my father-in-law refers to as “Polishing A Turd”.  That’s where someone takes a totally crappy car that’s on it’s last legs, and details and waxes it until it shines brilliantly in order to sell it to some unsuspecting schmuck.

Your “Ghetto” profile is hampering the turd polishing process.  Enjoy it while you have it.

* Just a side not here:  Isn’t it funny how it took an act of congress to dig information out of Myspace about these “blog glitches” that have now been “fixed”, yet they somehow find the time to send out those “What’s new to Myspace” mass emails every time they get one step closer to Facebook?  Kinda shows you where their true priorities are.

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Battered Blogger Syndrome

Original post date August 11, 2010

FOUR PSYCHOLOGICAL STAGES OF
THE BATTERED WOMAN SYNDROME
DENIAL- The woman refuses to admit–even to herself–that she has been beaten or that there is a “problem” in her marriage. She may call each incident an “accident”. She offers excuses for her husband’s violence and each time firmly believes it will never happen again.

GUILT- She now acknowledges there is a problem, but considers herself responsible for it. She “deserves” to be beaten, she feels, because she has defects in her character and is not living up to her husband’s expectations.

ENLIGHTENMENT- The woman no longer assumes responsibility for her husband’s abusive treatment, recognizing that no one “deserves” to be beaten. She is still committed to her marriage, though, and stays with her husband, hoping they can work things out.

RESPONSIBILITY– Accepting the fact that her husband will not, or can not, stop his violent behavior, the battered woman decides she will no longer submit to it and starts a new life.

Something is missing from this table.  Something I call The Backlash.

The Backlash consists of:  The day after you pull an abusive husband off of his wife, she calls you up and blames you for trying to keep her from being beaten to a pulp.

AKA “Good riddance to the dissenters!”

How quickly we forget the reality of three days ago.  How quickly we tell ourselves it won’t happen again.

Yeah, I’m still bitching.  Ask anyone I’ve worked with in the past.  I do a lot of bitching before I burn a bridge.

For all you people who left Myspace.  For all you people who followed through on your grumblings.  You are now to blame for this.  Don’t ask me how, but you are.

And don’t you ever say anything bad about Myspace anymore.  He’s a good man.  He only gets “glitchy” when I deserve it!

* Stay tuned as I continue to irreverantly crash this ship into even more rocks.  I spent two years building this blogging warship.  I deserve to have some fun destroying it.  Let the drunken viking tirades roll!

OK so I logged into Myspace today to see if they had forced my profile into compliance with the new “Crisp and Clean” format of Myspace 3.0.  I was glad to see I still had my oldschool 2.0 profile (for now anyway).  I got a chuckle out of seeing a friend of mine’s status that read “XXXXXXX just upgraded to the new profile!” which was quickly followed by a comment posted by XXXXXXX that said “No I didn’t…” followed by an angry tirade.

Isn’t it interesting how they’ve set it up where it looks like everyone is chomping at the bit to downgrade into the new profile?  All the better to banner ad you with my dear.  $moneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoney$

Speaking of Myspace ad revenue, I should quit rambling about stupid shit and get the actual point of this blog…which is…you guessed it…stupid shit.

While I was checking on the towering inferno formerly known as Myspace, I saw this little jewel in my sidebar:

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OK, now.  What the fuck is this shit?  No really!  What the fuck is this shit?!

Yes. I know it’s an advertisement for an app.  But really.  Are we supposed to believe the young ladies in the picture above are on their way to a wet t-shirt contest somewhere near the enemy lines?  I’ve heard of The Battle Of The Bulge, but this is ridiculous.  If I was a WWII vet and I saw this ad, I’d be ready to beat someone to death with my walker.  I’ve got a walker myself, so I can say stuff like that BTW.

In all seriousness, could they have thought up a better way to mock everyone who fought and/or died in WWII?  I know T&A sells, but to use it like this is tasteless.

war3 Here’s more Dawn of Nations promo material.

What’s next?  Are we going to see ads depicting women in striped concentration camp uniforms, half unbuttoned, with their breasts hanging out called “Concentration: A Game Of Mammary”.  Or perhaps they’ll do one that’s a wet t-shirt contest superimposed onto a backdrop of the bombing of Hiroshima.  They could call it “Getting Bombed II: Spring Break Boogaloo!”

wtfgame1 Here’s one I threw together.

It seems a bit more tasteless when it’s based on current events, doesn’t it?  It’s not as easy to forgive when it involves our legless and shell-shocked buddies that just got shipped back home.

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised.  The real horrors of war have been downplayed at every possible turn by mass media and the government.  Video games like Modern Warfare and other war simulation games have been targeted directly at children and young adults for quite some time now.  War is a game.  Join up now and see if you can rack up a high score!  Sex and violence are fine if they’re done with approval from the war machine.

Don’t get me wrong.  I don’t have anything against T&A (tits and ass), D&A (dicks and abs/ass), or Apps (browser based games).  I just feel there’s an appropriate time and place for all of the above.  Selling war to the masses as fun via a wet T-shirt contest is not appropriate.  Thousands of brave WWII soldiers gave their lives to insure our generations a better life.  They didn’t give their lives to sell apps for a bunch of soulless fucking suits.

So Obama is about to give in to the Republican schoolyard bullies and extend The Bush Tax Cuts for the rich.  Because everyone knows once you give up your lunch money, the bullies never come back to demand more.  This is bound to work out great.  My ass!

Call me a cynical bastard, but I don’t believe giving billions of dollars to people who already have billions of dollars is the solution here.  If jobs were going to be created, they would have already been created.  The money has been there, it has just been hoarded.  Trickle-down is a lie and has been destroying the American dream for decades.

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Let’s start with the numbers:

It’s hard to dig up exact figures on the real cost of The Bush Tax Cuts.  I dug around and found a couple different estimates.

Some say $5 trillion over the next decade.

Some say $3.7 trillion over the next decade.

According to this report, 14.8 million Americans are currently unemployed. 

 

Now to crunch the numbers:

$3.7 trillion divided by ten years gives us a cost of $370 billion per year.

Divide that by say a $25,000/yr salary and you get 14.8 million. (kinda strange how perfectly that works out)

This means the yearly cost of extending The Bush Tax Cuts could essentially be used to directly employ all of America’s unemployed citizens.

For some folks, $25,000/yr is a pittance, but let me assure you it is more than adequate.  I’ve spent most of my hardworking life living modestly yet happily on less than that.

 

Yet instead of employing everyone right-out, we choose to give the rich and powerful a free ride in the hopes that they take pity on the peasant class and create minimum wage jobs for them to toil themselves to death under.  Instead of putting the jobless to work rebuilding the infrastructure of this country and converting it over to sustainable energy, we choose to jump through all these backwards hoops in hopes for a handout from the ruling top 2%.

There’s a reason why these folks became filthy rich to begin with.  They hold on to their money and they don’t spend it unless it’s going to other rich people within their power circle who will in turn spend money with them.  They aren’t going to create jobs with a few extra million dollars each in tax breaks.

The whole idea behind these tax breaks is insane.  It’s like cutting quality lumber down into toothpicks and then trying to build cabinetry with those same toothpicks.  We don’t need an elaborate, Republican masterminded, Rube Goldberg machine to fix our economy.  Taxing fairly and applying that cash directly to the bottom line will work just fine.

I say we tax the rich proportionately and make real, decent paying, America-building, jobs for ALL unemployed Americans, thus freeing them up to buy all sorts of useless shit.  Anything else is a lie meant to keep us peasants groveling in the mud and looking for a handout.

 

Crime

Remember this guy?

Remember back when we couldn’t imagine how someone like this could say the things that he did?  Remember how horribly over-the-top and grotesquely ugly his statements seemed back then?

They don’t sound quite as horribly bizarre and alien anymore, now do they?  Sure, his statements still shock and astound anyone with a semi level head.  But they don’t seem quite so crazy anymore.  Not like they used to.

This country has been desensitized.  The insane ravings of hate cults have found their way into the mainstream national dialog.  Beamed, broadcast, and reinforced on every available conservative news channel and radio station, and given undo credence by every other form of media in the nation.

I just wanted to remind everyone how far we’ve come in our ability to tolerate insanity in our daily brainwashing.

A reality check, if you will.

It is late summer, early fall, in the year 2010, and crazy isn’t quite as crazy as it was a year ago.  That makes me a very sad panda.

So some folks want to build a mosque in Chicago in an abandoned hot dog or BBQ joint.  Something like that.
City planners won’t permit it and cite taxability issues.  They say it has nothing to do with the Burlington Coat Factory Mosque that’s currently got America’s panties in a wad, or the calls by many Americans to ban the construction of any new mosques anywhere in the US.

All in all, it seems pretty cut and dried.  The city wants money and a non-taxable mosque won’t deliver.

Click Here for the article.

But then, you see the comments below the article.

The common sentiment makes itself more than clear.  While it probably doesn’t have much to do with the city’s decision (at least I hope), it sure shows the current mindset of America.

Congratulations America!  We have now managed to collectively objectify all followers of Islam to the point where we no longer view them as self-contained individuals with their own individual beliefs, dreams, and approaches to life.  We have reached the point where we see all Muslims as a homogenized mass of intolerant, barbaric, conquesting savages. (Hellbent on world domination, no less)((Boo!))

You can deny this until the cows come home, but you know it’s true.  It’s as clear as the writing in the comments.

Note:  Pay no attention to the women and children that are being killed on charges of “witchcraft” in Africa by Christians.  The same types of barbaric acts are completely different when Muslims do them.  You must ALWAYS generalize when it comes to Muslims.

So here’s what I want to know:

When will we see Muslims being attacked and openly disrespected in public by angry Americans?  What’s that you say? It’s already happening?

Example #1

Example #2

When will we see Muslim businesses and mosques firebombed by Americans who have had enough of their “barbaric ways”?  What’s that you say? It’s already happening?

Example #1

Example #2

When will we get to make all Muslims wear some sort of identification so we can keep up with them?
Armbands Perhaps?

When do we get to make all Muslims live in partitioned off areas within their communities, so we can make sure they are all accounted for?  It’s been done before.
The Warsaw Ghettos

When do we decide all Muslims should be transported to special facilities where they will be kept away from REAL Americans?  We’ve done it before.  You know how “barbaric and intolerant” those Japanese are…were…or something like that anyway.
Japanese Internment Camps

When does America decide that since the Muslim religion is so “flawed, sexist, intolerant, angry, and oppressive” the only way to deal with Muslims is to keep them detained indefinitely for the safety of the country and the world in general?
We’ve made a good start…

But we can do better.

When do Americans finally get so infuriated with Muslims that they call for a “Final Solution To The Muslim Problem”?  After all, if the entire religion is dangerously flawed, and there’s no way to peacefully coexist with an intolerant religion such as Islam, the only logical solution is Genocide.  That’s what the comments on the wall are hinting at, right?
The blueprint for our patriotic future can be found in the history books.

Let me be perfectly clear here.  I don’t give two monkey shits about Islam.  I really could give less of a damn about the Muslim faith.  The religion in itself is really as much of a non-issue to me as polka-dots on a goat’s ass.  I have no personal energy invested in the religion or even in any of it’s followers.  As far as I know, none of my friends are devout Muslims and it wouldn’t matter to me anyway.

But what DOES matter to me is this country, the constitution on which it was founded, the world as a whole, and common fucking human decency.  I refuse to quietly sit by and watch my country become some sort of fascist fourth reich.

I refuse to live in fear.  This is the home of the motherfucking brave, goddammit!  Quit hiding under the covers of fascism, America!  The boogeyman is not going to get you, and if he does, face him head on like you’ve got a set of nuts in those overpriced Tommy Hilfigers.  Don’t trade away everything you have in some sort of whimpering plea to feel secure.

You fucking cowards make me sick.  Hiding behind your generalized hate.  Raping away the rights from your fellow Americans because you’re scared.  First it was the Patriot Act.  All hail our new nanny, the surveillance state.  Warrantless wiretaps for everyone!  Then we became a nation of war criminals.  Suspension of Habeas Corpus and widespread inmate torture to keep you safe in your beds, little babies.  Waterboarding’s gonna make it all right.  And now we’re joyously ass-raping our right to religious freedom into oblivion.  As long as you hate the right groups of people, genocide will set you free!

Feel the power of the dark side flowing through you, America.  That venom-infused power will keep you safe.  Bow down before your new god, Fear!

Maybe we deserve to become the perpetuators of the next holocaust.  Maybe we deserve to lose the freedoms we so greedily steal from the most unpopular amongst us.  Maybe we deserve to live in a hate-filled shithole devoid of liberty or justice for anyone.  It’s not like we’ve done much of anything to earn this beautiful political framework that was passed down to us by our forefathers.  Believing your television, hating wholeheartedly, and swiping credit cards seems to be what passes for patriotism nowadays.

Real monsters don’t live under beds and in closets.  Real monsters live in the mirror.  Can you even feel the transformation anymore?  Or has it become second nature?  Do you lust for it?  One more night without fear.  One more shot of power to wield over those barbaric ruiners.  Making all the blame in the world melt away onto someone else.  Jekyll craves his elixir, doesn’t he, America?

You go out there and play with those matches, you spoiled little shits.  But know this: when you burn the house down, you’ll hate yourself more than any boogeyman ever could.

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